And then the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. I read on Twitter that ballots some people in parts of Florida were voting on were TWELVE PAGES LONG. What the ever loving fuck, y'all? I get that you guys vote on UUUUURRRRRVVVVRRRRRYYYYTTTHHHHHIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG but holy shit. Up here we get one piece of paper. It's got MAYBE five ( Read more... )

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For some reason I really like going out of my way to get basic services done. I get my taxes done a couple hours away and now I've travelled to the same city for an oil change. Yeah, I don't know either. The other good part is that I get to do some shopping while I'm there, because they have an Old Navy and Payless (seriously, this city doesn't ( Read more... )

If I didn't know better I'd say this week is the one right after the full moon because there have been some motherfucking CRAZIES up in here. Seriously, had a woman tell me today how her husband bled out during surgery and died while they were trying to repair his bypass or some shit while doing his memoriam. Like, thanks for sharing, sorry this ( Read more... )